At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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