The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I am naked and annoyed.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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