dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
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Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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