glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
she pinky promised me she was 18
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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