So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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