I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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