I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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