Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
the liver wants what the liver wants
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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