Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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