on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just cut my nipple shaving
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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