About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
