This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i was born a porn star she said
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
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just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
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.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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