Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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