Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Randomize
