One girl and one boy is just not enough.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
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Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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