I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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