I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
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