Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
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woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
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turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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