dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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