I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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