id be glad to
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
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im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
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The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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