I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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