I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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