i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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