If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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