summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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