It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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