new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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