did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
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You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize