my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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