i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Randomize
