That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
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