i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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