I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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