so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
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Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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