Welp...herpes.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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