just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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