We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
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I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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