did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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