R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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