I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
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