It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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