Nicole vs. Life
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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