I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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