Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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