Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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