There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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