i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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