Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
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It's just like the Real World with babies
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
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She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this