I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with