I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
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I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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