so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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