That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize