Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
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Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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