they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
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no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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