I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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