we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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